Total Medals Earned: 138 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,365 Points
Medals Earned: 7/12 (85/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Lose the game
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
recruit one hitchhiker
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 17/30 (120/425 points)
Completed the first level! WOW!
Completed level 2!
Completed level 3!
Completed level 4!
Completed level 5!
Completed level 6!
Completed level 7!
Completed level 8!
Completed level 9!
Completed level 10!
Completed level 11!
Completed level 12!
Completed level 13!
Completed level 14!
Halfway There! Completed level 15!
Completed level 16!
Completed level 17!
Completed level 18!
Completed level 19!
Completed level 20!
Completed level 21!
Completed level 22!
Completed level 23!
Completed level 24!
Completed level 25!
Completed level 26!
Completed level 27!
Completed level 28!
Completed level 29!
Completed the final level!
Medals Earned: 11/14 (320/570 points)
Buy it from the store
Equip any item
Equip an item in each team slot
Buy a book
Get 100 kills in a game
Get 1000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 10
Reach Difficulty 50
Dunno
Buy everything the store has to offer
Get 10000 kills in a game
Reach Difficulty 100
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (145/500 points)
Play the game
Meet with Elly who is smoking a fat blunt (Dayum!!!!!)
Get more than $100
Get more than $1,000
Get more than $2,500
Get more than $5,000
Click/Tap on Marv in the Credits screen
Finish the game and save Tim Fulp!
Get more than $10,000
Get all of the 8 yarn balls
Beat the Game under 6:00 minutes
Medals Earned: 8/10 (230/430 points)
Get rank F
Get rank E
Get rank D
Get rank C
Get rank B
Get rank A
Get rank S
Catch a fruit before it hits the ground
Unlock all upgrades in a single game
Reach first place in the daily scoreboard
